I just like to pretend my life is as interesting as I'd like it to be! ;) Hit me up! <3
“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life
YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY
SOMETIMES I TRY REALLY HARD TO LOOK NICE LIKE I WAKE UP AND GET MOTIVATED AND PUT ON NICE CLOTHES AND BRACELETS AND SHOES AND I FEEL GOOD
AND THEN SOME CHICK WEARING SWEATS AND A MESSY BUN STILL LOOKS 40 TIMES HOTTER THAN ME I CANT WIN
finding out someone attractive likes you
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
i tried to scroll past….but the gif
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags